Well needless to say: it's a safe bet we now know who Mario chose in the end. Only question remains..what did Donkey Kong ultimately do to Pauline? (I think that's her name.) Glad you made it. It WAS too good to pass up.
official-izzyFeatured By OwnerJan 12, 2013Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ignore them both: The reason?
Pauline: slut,whore, and DK is in love, and you don't wanna mess with a monstrous ape.
Peach: Has been kidnapped hundreds of times but gives only a cake for Mario as his reward , SHE CAN FLOAT DOWN TO SAFETY WITH HER PARASOL!!!! , and Bowser would EXPECT Mario to rescue Peach, so he'd eventually give up anyway.
MangaOtakuTB15Featured By OwnerJul 15, 2012Student General Artist
Ooh, some Peach fanatics here!~
I'd say neither. Mario must be tired of saving people (besides, like DK would REALLY throw Pauline anyway. I guess he's testing Mario's resolve?) repeatedly. What's funny is both Bowser and DK are in love with the respected girl they're holding.
Mario: *picks up phone* Hey sonic!
Sonic: Yo! What up, Mario?
Mario: What do you do when you have two girls about to get dropped on the ground with an ape in love with one and a koopa with giant spikes holding the other who's a princess? Which one would you save?
Sonic: Beats me, dude! I already tried saving a princess 4 times in one game! I ain't easy!
Mario: Sonic '06, right! Also, try saving one per world. Oh wait. You practically try to save the world per game. So, that'a close enough I guess.
Sonic: Daaaaamn. Them royalty really need to upgrade their security! They have the money for it, right?
Mario: What do you think I tried to tell Peach?
Sonic: It's party time?
Mario: Very funny.
Sonic: I'm just messin' with ya.
Mario: You know what? I'm off for a vacation. Wanna come to chat about gaming sales?
Sonic: Sure! So long as I stay around the sand.
Mario: Still having hydrophobia?
Mario: I don't blame you. Beach water's too salty anyway.
Mario:hmm go to Brooklyn and take on king kongs son to rescue a normal girl that would probably reward me or go to a diffrent world where i can jump super high gain powers ive never had before beat a dragon and save a princess that most likely not give me anything and end up getting kidnapped over and over again only baking me a cake hmm..... Luigi: to bad your not me Mario (walks off with princess daisy arm in arm) Mario:
I'd say go after Peach. Reason? Peach looks better than Pauline, She's RICH and a PRINCESS, and she's Mario's true girlfriend. While Pauline looks like a dumb whore, poor, and doesn't look nice at all, and isn't mention in any more Mario games.
lol, poor mario, if i were him i would just call up lugio and have one of them save a girl each,besides there's a reason why the game is called the super mario brothers and not just super mario, no offense or anything just suggesting my opinion, but very good work.