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I would go for neither.
that princess can save her OWN PRINCESS BUTT FOR ONCE IN A WHILE!
the other one? FORGET HER!
GET LUIGI TO SAVE THEM!
IM ON MY SPAGHETTI BREAK!
Only question remains..what did Donkey Kong ultimately do to Pauline? (I think that's her name.)
Glad you made it. It WAS too good to pass up.
Awesome art and idea btw, I LOVE IT!
He be better off going after Pauline first. Peach can float long enough to delay her fall.
Pauline: slut,whore, and DK is in love, and you don't wanna mess with a monstrous ape.
Peach: Has been kidnapped hundreds of times but gives only a cake for Mario as his reward , SHE CAN FLOAT DOWN TO SAFETY WITH HER PARASOL!!!! , and Bowser would EXPECT Mario to rescue Peach, so he'd eventually give up anyway.
Kessler: make your choice. Will you save the one you love, or the ones who can help these people?
Either way, love dies...
but i think that mario was a campinter when he was with donkey kong
Peach can just float down to her safety.
I'd say neither. Mario must be tired of saving people (besides, like DK would REALLY throw Pauline anyway. I guess he's testing Mario's resolve?) repeatedly. What's funny is both Bowser and DK are in love with the respected girl they're holding.
Mario: *picks up phone* Hey sonic!
Sonic: Yo! What up, Mario?
Mario: What do you do when you have two girls about to get dropped on the ground with an ape in love with one and a koopa with giant spikes holding the other who's a princess? Which one would you save?
Sonic: Beats me, dude! I already tried saving a princess 4 times in one game! I ain't easy!
Mario: Sonic '06, right! Also, try saving one per world. Oh wait. You practically try to save the world per game. So, that'a close enough I guess.
Sonic: Daaaaamn. Them royalty really need to upgrade their security! They have the money for it, right?
Mario: What do you think I tried to tell Peach?
Sonic: It's party time?
Mario: Very funny.
Sonic: I'm just messin' with ya.
Mario: You know what? I'm off for a vacation. Wanna come to chat about gaming sales?
Sonic: Sure! So long as I stay around the sand.
Mario: Still having hydrophobia?
Mario: I don't blame you. Beach water's too salty anyway.
Sonic: I guess. See ya there! *closes call*
Mario: Same here!*closes call*
go to Brooklyn and take on king kongs son to rescue a normal girl that would probably reward me
go to a diffrent world where i can jump super high gain powers ive never had before beat a dragon and save a princess that most likely not give me anything and end up getting kidnapped over and over again only baking me a cake
Luigi: to bad your not me Mario (walks off with princess daisy arm in arm)
aldo fighting a gorilla is saver than fighting a fire breathing gorilla sized turtle dragon